canyon chest

A person that has a dent in their chest that resembles a canyon and people can play games with it.

Ryan, do you think someone can eat cereal out of your canyon chest?

canyon chest by Mike Ferg February 14, 2007

Beef Canyon

Another term for the vagina to add to the illustrious list. Synonyms include, but are not limited to: yoni, poonani, cunt, gash, and ax wound. This term is especially useful in describing festively rump labium majora.

I love beef, and I love the Grand Canyon as any American should, but I'm not loving that vapid beef canyon.

Beef Canyon by ZBT Spyder August 28, 2008

Hair Canyon 

The area between the vagina and the rectum.

I was going down but discovered a nasty hair canyon.

Hair Canyon by Someextra July 14, 2010

canyon lake high school 

this school is filled with a bunch of fake ass hoes and cringe kids. half of our school is furrys. and girls think it’s a trend to get pregnant. from girls fucking teachers to people thinking there animals. oh and not mention , we have 4 assistant principals and an iss teacher who makes girls lift up their shirts.

we are the canyon lake high school crackheads :)

canyon lake high school by dj & stephanie tanner March 29, 2019

man canyon 

Man Canyon- (man can-yin) (n) A crevice or canyon (such as the Grand Canyon) in a male specimen

Russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy

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Holy Moly Judy, that man canyon is deep!

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!

man canyon by Alex Jacobs and Zach Bowden August 26, 2007

Cornhole Canyon 

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

Cornhole Canyon by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

Head-Canyon 

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

Head-Canyon by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017