Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! by Noizehed December 20, 2006

bumping fur 

The act of two unshaven women performing vagina to vagina sex, also known as scissoring.

"Damn you should of been there when me and Jessica were bumping fur, I think I know what gender I truly want now."

bumping fur by Dropgun Favouritism. May 2, 2014

Muffin Bumping 

The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.

Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?

Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!

Muffin Bumping by edenri July 2, 2016

bumping nasties 

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

bumping nasties by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bumping stinkies 

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.

After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.

bumping stinkies by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008

Shadow Bumping 

When on an online car game your player is at a delay causing your car to hit other players when you didn't hit them or you hit a car that isn't there anymore.

Man, this game has so much shadow bumping. I keep hitting players!

Shadow Bumping by Hayase June 21, 2021

Bumpin their Chops 

People who are running their mouth and talking shit.

That ol' dusty ass crew was bumpin their chops so we had to regulate.

Bumpin their Chops by Cristol February 20, 2010