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John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.
The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.
John Bobbitt by Jeff K. August 17, 2003
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Bobbity bobbities

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!
Bobbity bobbities by Brentus August 23, 2005

Lorena Bobbitt 

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.
Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.
Lorena Bobbitt by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt 

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

Lorena Bobbitt by Matt June 18, 2006
To be made a fool of by someone named Bobby; To be confounded or proved wrong by someone named Bobby; Being embarrased by someone named Bobby.

To be owned by Bobby
"You got Bobbied"
"Bobby will Bobby you"
bobbied by 5p0rk December 14, 2008

Bobbitt Plunderage 

Please keep your Bobbitt Plunderage inside your pants.