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A blarf is a person you are in a casual, emotional, or physical relationship with, but without having the relationship title. This word has no specific gender association.
yeah we're not dating they're just my blarf
Blarf by urban dictionary p October 4, 2018
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When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.
Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.
Blarf by Austronomy February 23, 2024
When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.
After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.
blarf job by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006

blarf nugget 

used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them
"Did you hear what Robbie said to her? "
"He said she was a slut."
"Wow hes a blarf nugget"
blarf nugget by hanaaa October 23, 2007

snot barf 

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.
Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".
snot barf by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018
This stands for Big Ape Research Fraud Opportunities which may lead to lucrative books, lectures and TV shows.
I'm just watching a BARFO show where people call themselves scientists and scream like animals and beat on trees.
BARFO by I, Wreckerrr May 26, 2020