Bernard 

Has a particular passion for burning kitchen waste for example banana skins or used tea bags.

Refers to industrial and domestic kitchens.

Be a Bernard and sort this mess out.

Bernard by Izad-1998 December 10, 2011

Bernard 

Bernard is a person who is really nice, but talks you into something but you can't say no coz he's so nice

Gee, bernards so nice, i coudnt say so to him, now im in the green thumbs clup

Bernard by PPratty February 23, 2020

bernard 

a heartless selfish being who usually dont care until karma kicks in. dont wash and get with any kind of trash that throws itself at him over the prize. never care what he lost. a goodlooking hoe lovin douchbage.

yo bernard had a sexy as girl. what happen?

-he done with her. he got with that hoe now. she ain got no respect for him or herself. now he stuck with her. smh

how he get a girl anyway, nigga stink !

bernard by trymefoo September 28, 2011

Bernard 

A person with an extremely small penis. almost invisible to the naked eye. So small you can pick a lock with it.

I was so excited to screw my new boyfriend, til he dropped his pants and showed me his Bernard.

Bernard by Brown Hole July 6, 2011

Bernard 

Elderly penis, but a young body.

Dude was way hot, but when we started getting it on, I discovered he had a straight up Bernard!

Bernard by Jacalak January 13, 2010

Bernard 

A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS DUMB AND ANNOYING

Stop being a Bernard and help me out.

Bernard by Boiiii 1928 June 20, 2017

Bernard 

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"

"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"

Bernard by BennyHudson October 12, 2009