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Bassetted 

When you put yourself in an unnecessary situation or position causing hardship to yourself that you could have easily avoided with the easiest of solutions already known to you, or if you had of just used your head.
Also if someone else puts you in that situation or position
-If someone borrows your diesel truck and fill it up with gasoline to save 20 cents a litre, you have been Bassetted
-If you bring a knife to a gun fight you have Bassetted yourself

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Bassetted by NZB January 19, 2014

barnesed 

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.
AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"
barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

dirty barnett 

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops
I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.
dirty barnett by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

Barnetticles 

The girl eating the cheez-it's is very white and needs sun she's such a Barnetticles.
Barnetticles by sarahismyBFF (: February 27, 2010

baguetted 

To be arse-raped by a thieving French fuck (normally a Parisian).
I got a taxi in Paris today and the driver added his own tip - he "baguetted" me.
baguetted by Aussie Battler June 12, 2008

barneyed 

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.
Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.
barneyed by DDLittle September 29, 2007