6 definitions by Caldaddy
Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.
Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.
Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.
by Caldaddy May 10, 2014
Stinky Stan “How was last night with that girl”?
Chunky Charlie “it was quite good, could honestly say it was sexellent”
Chunky Charlie “it was quite good, could honestly say it was sexellent”
by Caldaddy March 28, 2021
When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.
Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.
Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.
Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020