Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

Quarter assed by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

AssEar 

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Asriel 

A CHARActer from the popular side scroller game, Undertale. Seen at the end of the Pacifist route, Asriel prevents the player from leaving the underground, by trying to kill them. Droven by anger and sadness, Asriel tries to kill the player to have full control of the timeline. That way, he can RESET, and do it all over again, just to be able to see the player....... Asriel is just a prince, wanting to be free, and wants a friend once more. The only way to finish the battle is by SAVEing Asriel, along with your other friends.

*Finally....

*I was so tired of being a flower!

*Howdy!

*Frisk.... are you there?

*It's me.... your best friend....

A S R I E L D R E E M U R R

Frisk: Isn't Asriel the fluffiest cinnamon bun, EVER?!

Asriel by Frisk the Human December 13, 2017

half assedly 

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

half assedly by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

half assed 

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality

This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job

half assed by GDOGG November 1, 2003

aspie 

An aspie is one who has Asperger's Syndrome, which is believed to be part of the autism spectrum. Aspies, while being quite gifted verbally, have social, emotional, and sensory integration difficulties, among others. Aspie is an affectionate term, and is not meant as a put down.

My son is an aspie, so he's not so great at making idle chit chat at parties, or even at being in crowds, but he can get us home from anywhere. He says he just consults the map in his brain.

aspie by Susan Taggart July 27, 2005

full-assed 

Adj. meaning all-out; with every effort; complete.

Why live life half-assed when you can live it full-assed?

full-assed by Shera Princess of Power August 17, 2003