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Afraid of clowns 

When you are on a date with someone you want to fuck, the first line you say is" i'm afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my dick in every orifice of your body". If she get's up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she's game. abbreviated to i'm afraid of clowns.
Yah i got laid last night, I used the i'm afraid of clowns line and it worked.
Afraid of clowns by Cerlz January 28, 2013
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im afraid u wont love me anymore im afraid im going to loose u. im afraid you'll replace me and find someone better than me im afraid someone will make u happier than I can. im afraid u will lose interest in me, in us.
afraid by ewfhekr.afdj,hfw.kbjs November 12, 2020

afraid of the dark 

in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs
Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.
afraid of the dark by 123456789 September 11, 2005

I'm Afraid 

What you say ironically in almost any situation that youre slightly uncomfterble with, confused about, or losing focus in.

Accompanied with eyes like O_O, and 1/4 tsp of Sarcasm.

When the edges of your brain are fraying with the feeling of scurredd you spell it Afrayd.
Girl 1: "yayy let's order curly fries"
Boy 1: "Aww, daing main! yumyums"
Girl 2: "I'm Afraid O_O"
Girl 1: "okays bape"
I'm Afraid by chocolatesauceee June 20, 2011

Afraid of the moment 

Hey Mingy! You wanna run some shipment 24/7?”
“Nah man last time I played that I went 6-82”
Wow Mingy you’re afraid of the moment”

Afraid Of Hights Sick 

when you are sick when you are up high
Kim: "Are you sick when your up high?" Charlie: "Yes" Kim: "You have Afraid of Hights Sick"

Being afraid 

Being afraid is the state you are in after a terrorist attack. After a shooting in your school or people going in Charlie Hebdo to kill you because you speak your mind. Being afraid is when you jump when they are fireworks and no one told you. It's when you want to cry because a plate broke. It's when you don't want to go to school because you never know what could happen. It's when you run away from someone asking you the time when it's dark out. It's when you only cry at night because you're supposed to be okay since you're best friend or you mother or you brother died more than 2 years ago.
It's when you write it's definition in an online dictionary because you need at least one person to read it, to understand your pain. Because 6 years ago your neighbor killed a bunch of kids in a Jewish school. The same neighbor who told you "hi" every morning.
I am AFRAID to go to the grocery store.
It's like being afraid is normal.