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accidental pussy 

having sex with someone new without ever intending to.
Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.
accidental pussy by Tricky77 September 8, 2012

Accidental Partridge 

When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.
Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.
What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.
Accidental anal by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

accidental sex 

When you don't really realize what you are doing and have sex with someone but it was a total accident and you didn't mean for it to happen.
"The other night i took her home from a party because she was cold and i had accidental sex with her, because I was pissed at the girl i was wheeling"
accidental sex by Titty Tina September 26, 2012

accidental gay splooge 

An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.
Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.

Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.

accidental peepshow

When the hot neighbor chick stands naked and unaware in front of her apartment window, and you accidentally catch a glimpse.
"Dude, I had the best morning. I stumbled into the kitchen to get coffee, and that hot blonde next door gave me an accidental peepshow."

"Man. I wish I'd been there."