Treat your Body like an Amusement Park 

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park by Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet March 24, 2019

Amusement park hangover 

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.

Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

Amusement park hangover by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009

amusement park pussy 

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room

"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"

amusement park pussy by Icee Chill February 26, 2015

Abmusement 

abuse and amuse in one sentense; when someone bigger than you make uses his experiense to gain advantage, and even have the fun of you when he prevent you from progress.

I have a big abmusement in the njubs i keep sending to war and make all them travel anytime they are online, bacause Im a rawwwwww

Abmusement by Mesto Kafka June 16, 2022

amusement 

A synonym for entertainment.

"I got some amusement from trolling."

amusement by OmfgASquirrel July 29, 2009

noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.

1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"

noise abatement by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015

Second-hand arousement 

When you witness another person become aroused leading to you becoming aroused

Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement

Second-hand arousement by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020