A Baker's Mistake 

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.

Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.

A Baker's Mistake by Amoc910 October 10, 2011

A beaver attempt 

a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.

Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.

A beaver attempt by DEVILRAYY December 23, 2005

is your mom a beaver 

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

is your mom a beaver by eche777 May 9, 2020

like a beaver 

An adverb, meaning "a lot" but it can be used in other contexts aswell. Cannot really describe it well but check out the examples and you should get it.

I'm sweating like a beaver.

My hand is itching like a beaver.

I've been running like a beaver.

like a beaver by Lucaio February 2, 2009

Plantin' a beaner 

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

Plantin' a beaner by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

Drop a beader 

Take a poop.

I need to go to the bathroom to drop a beader

Drop a beader by Ross Willie December 24, 2022

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013