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Happy 9/11 

Person #1: "Happy 9/11"
Person #2: "Thanks man!"
Happy 9/11 by ihavasmallpp September 13, 2019

9/11 Tourette's

A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.

The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.
Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:

"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."

"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."
9/11 Tourette's by Gilgamesch October 19, 2007

9/11 Defense 

1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in.
Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?

You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.

Person: aaaah, nice.
9/11 Defense by JackSpayed October 23, 2009

9/ 11 Deniers 

A group of 9 people who aren't putting up with the number 11 bullshit!!
We are the 9/ 11 Deniers. We call bullshit with the number 11
506: The Visigoth bishops convene in the Council of Agde

1226: The Catholic ritual of Perpetual Adoration is instituted.

1697: Battle of Zenta, where the Hungarian Imperial regime defeat the Ottoman army.

1773: 'Rules By Which a Great Empire May Be Reduced to a Small One', a satirical essay penned by Benjamin Franklin, is published.

1857: 120 pioneers are slaughtered by Mormons at Mountain Meadows, Utah.

1891: Jewish Colonization Association is established.

1893: World Parliament of Religions holds first meeting.

1919: U.S. Marines invade Honduras.

1940: First remote operation of a computer.

1941: Construction begins on the Pentagon.

1941: U.S. Navy ordered to attack German U-boats.

1955: Dedication of the first temple of the Church of Latter-Day Saints, aka Mormon.

1965: First U.S. cavalry division arrives in Vietnam.

1970: Ford Pinto introduced.

1973: CIA assists in deposing the democratically elected president of Chile, installing in his place a brutal dictator.

1989: Iron Curtain falls.

1990: President H. W. Bush first uses the term 'New World Order'.

2001: Years of planning by mankind's most secretive and influential organizations realize the fall of the WTC's Twin Towers, and massive damage to the Pentagon. George W. Bush delights in his new super powers, guts the Constitution, and subsequently wages war on Afghanistan, which somehow results in the U.S. being flooded with quality heroin.

2007: Russia tests the most destructive non-nuclear weapon on Earth.
History's darkest hour occurred on 9/11...

...1970.
9/11 by Fusion Jay April 21, 2008

9/11 Republicans

People who usually voted Democratic, but have been taken in by the Bush administration's fear-mongering.
1)I thought my dad was going to vote for Kerry, but he turned out to be another 9/11 Republican.

2) Thanks to the 9/11 Republicans, we're stuck with G.W. Bush for four more years.
9/11 Republicans by kolohe61 April 25, 2005