suck my fiddle 

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

ay bro shut up! suck my fiddle!

suck my fiddle by jakeyboy123 April 16, 2010

Ripped the Fiddle 

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

Ripped the Fiddle by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

The Rusty Fiddle 

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

The Rusty Fiddle by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

Double Dutch Fiddle 

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

Double Dutch Fiddle by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.

John let me diddle the fiddle last night...

Diddle the Fiddle by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020

skiddle my fiddle 

A phrase used when in very specific instances when running from something or when in great danger.

Eli running away

Also Eli - "skap my bap and skiddle my fiddle."

skiddle my fiddle by Berry Skinny Man February 21, 2022

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike 

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike by airda07 June 1, 2023