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peeking turtle 

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003
Related Words

peekaboo 

Example: Peekaboo, I'm not a virgin anymore! :D
peekaboo by Mysterious August 2, 2004

peekyhood 

yo u goin to peekyhood dis weekend?
peekyhood by shannon c garvey April 27, 2008
A call for help, that hopefully no one will understand.
Jimmy: "Bruh this cheeseburger is yummy"

Tom: "PEEKEE"
peekee by juiceb0xmemes April 18, 2021

Penis Peeker 

One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.
I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.
Penis Peeker by Spence da Peek December 9, 2006

Cuff Peeker 

A really long penis. This phrase implies that the penis is actually "peeking" out from the cuff of one's pants.
Hey Adam, you have quite the cuff peeker. Put that thing away before you hurt yourself.
Cuff Peeker by chubalot October 8, 2009