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rocks my socks 

An extremely overused phrase meaning Oh my God that is so totally awesome! This phrase goes along with the trend of being a 'little girl' with hair bows and hello kitty accessories who says cute little things that are so geeky they are adorable. I hope nobody says it anymore or else they need to die!
Haha, oh my God I know Disney movies are so awesome they rocks my socks! Haha I know I'm so geeky, except no I'm not, I don't even like Disney movies but the cool thing is to act like I don't care what anyone else thinks, I'm gonna like stuff that isn't cool.
rocks my socks by Angelacia June 15, 2007

Rocks My Socks 

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'
<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111

sockspander 

1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger

2. A person who sockspands
'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'
sockspander by PGTips April 26, 2006

socksauce 

Semen produced from masturbation. Can be found places other than just inside of a sock.
I can't believe he shot his socksauce into your mouth
socksauce by Mr Wally October 26, 2009

Sockshare 

A social program in which a sock left behind in the dryer by the previous user may be claimed as one's own until the next laundry cycle.
I found a sock in the dryer, so I declared sockshare and put it in my sock drawer.
Sockshare by Hogie Bear October 9, 2012
a material worn over your feet
i wear socks all the time
socks by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016