Fapjacks 

When a group of men masturbate into pancake mix then cook the pancakes and eat them afterwords.

You boys hungry? We can crank out some fapjacks if you want.

Fapjacks by Craig Dirty March 20, 2017

flapjack 

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

flapjack by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

flappjack 

another word for fuck

what the flappjacks is wrong with you?!?!?!

flappjack by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010

FlapJacker 

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".

Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.

FlapJacker by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

bisexual flapjack by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009

flapjack 

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

flapjack by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 16, 2005

Flapjack 

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

Flapjack by moriarty October 18, 2012