happy surgery 

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.

I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.

happy surgery by VenemousRabbit January 4, 2022

Hobby Surgeon 

Someone who cuts themselves, most often because of depression.

"Hey what's with all those cuts on your arm?"
"Oh, don't worry i'm just a hobby surgeon haha"

Hobby Surgeon by Kyorith May 4, 2023

gentle surgery

Spy x Medic, a ship created in the Team Fortress 2 community.

- have you seen the gentle surgery porn?
- yh bro it was fire

gentle surgery by anonymous September 21, 2023

Mullet Reassignment Surgery 

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.

"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."

Mullet Reassignment Surgery by Big Danny T January 29, 2014

They did surgery on a grape 

they did surgery on a grape

Hey Jeff they did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

Big Weiner Surgery 

slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity

John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.

Big Weiner Surgery by zomplexx March 29, 2022

Tree Surgeon

a person who regulary engadges in sexual relationships with people who are fat.

He is such a Tree Surgeon!

A large person also known as a 'tree'

Tree Surgeon by Ben Jenkison May 14, 2008