charity wise

a ugly puddle slut that has big brown zits on her face and fucks ne thing with a dick

ew you fucked charity wise?

by Steven Miranda April 18, 2005

Three Wise Men

Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.

No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."

by The Dude Named The Guy June 2, 2008

jew-wise

(adj) expressing stereotypical traits of a jew based upon the need for instant gratification and often used to manipulate others who are not cognizant that they are being victimized until it's too late or the situation has already been resolved. (n) a person who is jew-wise.

What a freakin jew-wise, he totally left early to dodge the bill." "She was jew-wise about the engagement; she made him feel so guilty about wanting to wait a few more months that not only did he pop the question the next night, he also bought her the ring she picked out and put on hold.

by GLA9998 August 5, 2010

3 Wise Stones

A female was once blessed to have visited an elderly sage in the northern provinces of India. He was incredibly kind to share valuable knowledge regarding various issues pertaining to life, the world, the universe and his personal experience as a practicing mystic. Throughout the time they spent in the ashram, he sat in lotus position without moving a single muscle, apart from his lips while discoursing. His eyes remained closed for the entire duration spent in Gracious company. As she stood up to leave the prayer room, which was situated near a sacred altar, he opened his eyes and requested she remain seated cross legged on the ground. He carefully uncrossed his legs and slowly arose. From the sacred altar, he picked up three stones. He then resumed the lotus yogic position, closed his eyes once again and dropped the three stones in her hand. She peered down at them and visible on each was an inscription in Hindi. Unfortunately, Hindi was not a language which the female could read so she humbly asked the sage what was written on the three stones. He replied in Hindi "my child... you asked me before, how do i survive in this world. These stones are the answer." He must have sense the female's confusion because he smiled and continued to speak. "The three stones have three sacred words written on them; Peace, Love & Believe". Till this day, the female has kept those three wise stone and use them as a source of strength, love, peace, hope and belief.

Thank you dear, Sage.

Peace, love & believe - the 3 wise stones.

peace: a state of tranquillity or serenity
love: a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another
believe: to have confidence or faith in the truth

by 3wise.stones. June 16, 2010

fuck wise

1.When you run out of insults like:fuck nut and fuck wit.

2.A person that never forgets to wear a condom while fucking.

3.One step up from a dumbfuck.

1.BillyBob:You FUCK NUT!
JimmyJoeJackson:You FUCK WIT!!BillyBob:YOU...uhhh...ummmm...FUCKWISE?

2.Sarah:Make sure you be a fuckwise BillyBob and wear a condom before you slam me.

3.BillyBob:I got fire from my fuck wiper job because, I droped a fuck bomb on my manager.
JimmyJoeJackson:Only a fuckwise can be fired from a fuck wiper job

by L2L1 March 28, 2005

The Wise Latinas

A Collective of Omnipotent & Creative Visionaries that prioritize edutainment and uplifting the underserved.

Media Conglomerate of caliente Latina chicks that push the envelope, making power moves and delivering edgy urban Latin focused content for cross platforms including tv, film, new media, interactive , stage, print, public speaking and philanthropy too.

"The Wise Latinas" animated series is off the hook! Those Mami's got "edutainment game."

by BossLadylcious September 26, 2009

The Wise Guys

A bunch of losers who post offensive shit about dying children, people they find unattractive, and racist jokes. They think that following in the steps of the Satan Facebook page is cool, that they can get famous by getting reported a dozen times, and that they are far more attractive than anyone else even though they are run by a fat mexican, ugly dyke, scrawny emo faggot, a fat character off of King of the Hill, and some teenage daddy who should be taken care of their kid. (Can you say bad parenting?)

Losers. Don't like them.

Henry: Who are the wise guys? What makes them so wise?
Jackie: They aren't wise, they're a bunch of wannabe newfags that need to get off the internet.
Henry: Where can I flag them at?
Jackie: www(dot)facebook(dot)com/TheRealWiseGuy

by beckygraham August 3, 2012