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Banana Spooning 

The short but long dreaded period of time when your man meat happens to falls out of the ever so lucky enough women who had two man sticks in her, and clash's with your buddies pleasure rod penetrating her other hole.
Enrique regretted his first ever double team on a woman, since his man meat spent most of the time banana spooning with Jose's.
Banana Spooning by DroBlow July 30, 2010
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Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning 

verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
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Spocking 

SPOCK is a sexual act that involves three up the pink, TWO IN THE STINK. A Sexual act. (Created by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney(
Jamie spocked Sean and Luke in the shower.
The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.
We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.
spooting by Homer21 February 4, 2010

vertical spooning 

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner
vertical spooning by hi May 13, 2005

Sporking 

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.
Sporking by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

sporking 

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper
Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking
sporking by toadvine August 25, 2013