spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 04, 2010

raincoatin'

The act of masturbating while wearing a raincoat.

Guy 1: It's supposed to rain all day what are we gonna do?

Guy 2: I dunno about you guys but I'm raincoatin' it.

by Homer21 February 08, 2010