Facebook Constipation 

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

Facebook Constipation by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

Reverse constipation 

You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.

To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation

Reverse constipation by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

parking lot constipators by the big effer April 7, 2011

Feng shui constipation 

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

Feng shui constipation by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

constifarted 

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

constifarted by moegi9 May 22, 2010

constipanky

Constipated causing one to be cranky

Not pooping in days and getting angry at everything

I am so irregular, everyone is bugginme, I am constipanky!

constipanky by Clvgrl March 29, 2015

conjestipated 

Constipated and surrounded by a crowd of idiots!

I'm so conjestipated after eating a bowl of beans in a sold out movie.

conjestipated by LAD1079 April 9, 2015