French Speed Eating

When you swallow as many clumps of anal lubricant gel you can before dying or throwing up

J: “Dude, you know how dangerous French Speed Eating is?”
D: “You only live twice!”

French Speed Eating by Cockashit May 28, 2026

Hung like a French man 

Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)

1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.

Hung like a French man by Batwen July 12, 2019

She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

She can speak french by Invisible hood July 23, 2016

cereal box French 

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

cereal box French by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012

She speaks French 

In Germany, "she speaks French," is slang for "she sucks dick really good."

This might quite change the image you had of 5sos' Try Hard

"She speaks French, I think she's fluent."

She speaks French by Glitterprinses ✨ 🎶 March 10, 2018

Steve French 

The mountain lion named by Bubbles in the Canadian show, "Trailer park boys" during the episode titled "If You Love Something, Set It Free"

"Guys! We gotta find Steve French"

Steve French by ABunchOfMidgets May 13, 2015

Jim French 

While going down on a girl, the act of alternating between sucking and nibbling on her clit.

My wife's in a good mood. I Jim Frenched her twice last night.
Or
Things started slow, but after I dropped a Jim French on her, it really picked up!

Jim French by GPropMan October 7, 2008