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sierra nevada mosquito 

A breed of wild mosquito that lives high in the Eastern Sierra Nevada Mountains and is particularly hearty . They live at or above the snow line, are immune to most bug and mosquito repellents and some drink Deet for breakfast and after dinner .
Those dam Sierra Nevada Mosquitos stole my Deet and drank it like it was beer. Then they tried to drag me into the bushes and have their way with me.
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Hung like a mosquito 

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.
Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!
Hung like a mosquito by bws55 October 2, 2007

White Mosquito 

When a man cums in a woman's ass then drinks it out with a straw.
I gave Lucy a White Mosquito last night!
White Mosquito by Mr. Winky October 7, 2012

the mosquito 

69ing with the guy sucking a girls period blood out through a straw.
Dude, this chick tried to make me perform the mosquito on her and i got the fuck out of there.
the mosquito by maria campos February 20, 2009

Hungry Mosquito 

When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.
I dry humped my girlfriend so hard that I accidently performed a hungry mosquito on her.

Drama-Mosquito 

One who flies from relationship to relationship sucking all the drama he/she can.
That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!

Parched Mosquito 

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled
Parched Mosquito by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017