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I just shit myself 

Yeah, I did.
Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!
I just shit myself by Shitman August 17, 2020

age is just a spice

The state of mind when you get older and are attracted to even older men or women because the younger people are in a constant state of being Tasmanian in nature, only stopping for a quick glance but then spinning up again and moving on. It's all they know.
Oh Gosh! You can see by looking at him that he likes older women because age is just a spice, after all.

If that young man stopped Tasmanian spinning for a while he would see age is a spice!
age is just a spice by RipperJim December 23, 2021

Let's Go Justin 

Essentially the competitive video gaming equivalent of a curse. Any competitive gamer who has this spoken to them is doomed to a terrible fate at the hands of their opponent.

Most notably seen at Evo 2004's SF3 tournament, where the infamous Daigo (as Ken) parried and punished all 17 hits of Justin's (as Chun-Li) super art with only a pixel of health left. Justin has genuine PTSD from the experience.
Justin: *has half health left whilst Daigo has only a pixel, has the option to wait out the clock*
Random whackjob in the crowd: LET'S GO JUSTIN!
Justin: *uses super art*
Daigo: *parries all of it and hits some insane combo, beating Justin*
Justin: :|

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

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Just joshing 

Means you are just joking, kidding, teasing or messing with their heads. You didn't really mean what you said or did.
Don't take it to heart, I was just joshing you!
Just joshing by EmDee^ January 6, 2012