certified burger 

Juulien

That kid Juulien is a certified burger.

certified burger by juulien June 17, 2018

Throat Burger 

A throat burger is when a dude puts his penis down a girl’s throat and splooges so hard for so long that the amount of cum could be accumulated and turned into a double patty extra cheese burger

“Babe, I choked so hard on your throat burger I could have died”

Throat Burger by FeetDeertoes June 18, 2018

Daddy Burger 

The classic country burger at Big Al's. It can only be cooked by one man — Daddy Nick.

I went to Big Al's last night and ordered a Daddy Burger. Gosh! It's the best burger in town! (said while licking your chops)

Daddy Burger by daddycoconut September 26, 2018

Fat burger 

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

Fat burger by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Zinga-Burger

Alcohol and energy drinks mixed together which is thought to cause the same effects as cocaine (e.g. vodka and a can on monster mixed)

“Hey dude what drink do you want me to buy you?”
“I’ll have a can of monster”
“Is that it? That’s not going to get you fucked”
“Nah mate I’m going to mix it for a zinga-burger”

Zinga-Burger by Justalilprick February 7, 2019

friendship burger 

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.

Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"

friendship burger by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019

Turd burger 

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

Turd burger by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019