William Robert Collins 

The biggest, fattest, mf in the west side of PA

GET OUT OF THE WAY EVERYONE! WILLIAM ROBERT COLLINS IS COMING THROUGH!

William Robert Collins by Trashcan2513 November 21, 2019

fort collins 

The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.

hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?

oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!

fort collins by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020

John Collins

A John Collins is a Tom Collins except with whiskey instead of gin.

Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:

1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.

-Hey, can I get a John Collins?
-What would you like in that? Jack? Crown?

John Collins by Sid Barrett January 9, 2010

phil collins 

when one of your friends puts on music in his car that he already knows you hate

cmon bob you know i think country is faggy so dont phil collins me here

phil collins by bill hinrichsen April 30, 2005

fort collins 

a beautiful, moderately sized town with the best weed in the US.
Also,this is more like the high schools:

PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?

Fort Collins- where The beer flows like wine, and the ganja grows wild

fort collins by 2_0 June 30, 2008

Misha Collins 

Satan

Misha Collins is Satan

Misha Collins by R-Stiel February 15, 2014

Ben Collins Tea 

Sweet Tea and Whiskey (preferably a cheep canadian brand)
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.

Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".

Sarah has had 3 Ben Collins Tea's tonight and she is wasted

Ben Collins Tea by Franklin4 May 15, 2011