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call to worship 

NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'

upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
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Spiritual asmodeus worship

A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.
John is into spiritual asmodeus worship.

Penis Worship 

Bowing before the altar of the sacred phallus, seeking indulgence for one's calling of fertility.
She fell to her knees, clasped her hands, and gazed upon his erection in an unabashed display of penis worship.
Penis Worship by d0c_brown June 18, 2018

Worship The Fallen 

Worship The Fallen is a five piece Deathtech/Deathcore band from Mildura, Victoria, Australia. Currently are writing and have released a four track demo, writing music you can thrash your fucking bodies to. Search them on facebook ;)

Members: Cameron Jordan Thomas Jakan Kevin
Did you see Worship the Fallen at their gig last weekend they were heaps brutal and good :)
Worship The Fallen by 336667 July 2, 2011

devil worshipers 

Phillip:"Look inside my ass,Terrence"
Terrence:"why Phillip?"
Phillip: *farts*
Phillip:"That why Terrence,that's why"
T & P: "ahahahahahaha"
Terrence:"you filthy fucka"
Terrence:"This is for all you devil worshipers" *farts*
T & P:"Ahhhh-hahahahahahaha...you smell like ASS!"
devil worshipers by T & P November 16, 2005

Mithras worship

Also called Mithraism is a religion that is a revival of the ancient Roman worship of the god Mithras.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
He's into Mithras worship.
Mithras worship by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011

devil worshipper 

There's satanism, and then there's the propaganda about people worshipping the devil. Get it through your heads, there is no such thing as a devil worshipper, never has been. The devil is meant to embody everything that's against normal morality, so who would want to worship him?
I didn't like how the people in the gothic subculture dressed, so i called them a bunch of devil worshippers.