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A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.
Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.

Glenda is a crystal worshiper.
by jdrubadub May 13, 2010
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