bad dung 

extremely messy, greasy, defecation

(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.

damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung!

bad dung by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

lung dung 

Cigarette smoke byproducts that accumulate in the lungs of smokers.

<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.

lung dung by Mark Shackelford August 1, 2007

Pi Dung

All the falsehoods, white lies, or fake news about the number π that conspiracy-minded Trumpublicans and QAnonists share on social media to their tribes, most of whom are ladle-fed with daily Fox News misinformation—for example, the googolth digit of π is the biblical value of 3; ET sent an apocalyptic message to earthlings on Pi Day via a Mar-a-Lago resort’s terminal.

Is pi dung a subset of woke math or a root of white supremacy math?

Pi Dung by Fasters February 22, 2022

Chauncey Dung 

Freeze a large long turd and fuck someone with it

"Ive been craving a Chauncey Dung all day"

Chauncey Dung by Saladtossboss April 23, 2022

fumble dung 

When your getting up from taking a number two,and drop something in the toilet before flushing.

Did I really just fumble dung my phone on that big turd!!!!!?????

fumble dung by Seniorpappy October 18, 2022

Dong ding dung 

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Dong ding dung sung fung dong doof

Dong ding dung by Manofthememes October 21, 2021

angel dung

A hazard exaggerated for unrelated social engineering reasons.

BS in the public interest.

Since we will eventually run out of fossil fuels, the global warming scare is angel dung to promote conservation.

angel dung by roelf September 6, 2009