Blooking

After anal sex, spreading your partners anus and shining a torch inside so you can romantically peer deep into your partner.

I was never sure if I was pushing shit with the strap on, so I had to start blooking him.

Blooking by Banterously-tasty June 6, 2017

Bloomin' Onion 

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.

I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!

Bloomin' Onion by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017

blooging 

where you lick up vagina blood on the girls period

DANM im going to blooging that bitch tonight

blooging by Trench.jpg July 9, 2018

Blooning 

a rare subgenre of BDSM involving the defense of a tower of inflated women from a horde of naked malnourished men under 5’4

my girlfriend and i have gotten way into
blooning lately. those little men stood no chance against my raw sexual appeal!

Blooning by iceicebb April 4, 2021

Bloomin' Onion 

Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette

3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion

Bloomin' Onion by cletus McFlapjack April 17, 2010

Bloomington, Indiana 

Bloomington is a college town located in southern Indiana about an hour or so away from Indy. Aside from the infestation of dumb, drunk and mostly spoiled college students, the water is moldy everywhere you go due to the everything being made out of Lime stone. I will give the town points for being the one beacon of liberal hope in most of the state but even then. The town has non of the perks of Indiana like a Martins or woods that are close by enough to hike. its a shithole town like many others in Indiana but just on a little but larger scale. Lastly, this town has a disturbing amount of sushi places for being located so far in the heart of the Midwest.

"you went to college where? Bloomington, Indiana? wft is that?
Defined: "oh, its a shithole town in southern Indiana, where you don't want to visit, let alone live"

Bloomington, Indiana by practicalmagic September 27, 2021

blooping

to be sexually unactive

Man, he's blooping.

blooping by Keifjliszzle December 29, 2008