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Google Vs. Yahoo 

The war between the search engines Google and Yahoo. Of Course, Google wins each and every battle.
I was online last night, and i put my milkshakes into google and Yahoo. Yahoo gave me my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Google said my milkshakes bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard. I think we know who won the Google vs. Yahoo war.
Google Vs. Yahoo by oneloveforever February 7, 2010
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Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 

The saucy princess of the R&S section of Yahoo answers. She has won the hearts of hundreds, and headed the very selective Royalty Clique. High priestess of Norrisism, and a proud member of the LDS faith. Known for her sweet nature, public crushes, and Chuck Norris. Recently, however, due to being stalked and persecuted for her beliefs, she was recently banished indefinitely from the section she brought so much joy to.In honor of their beloved princess, the remaining Royalty Clique members (Princess Catti-Brie VT, Prince Drizzt, Going Postal, Pinay and Peter Priesthood) have nominated her for R&S sainthood. She is now referred to by her friends as St. Love yahoo!!! wannabe a princess. She will be forever remembered, and her friends eagerly await her return from the dead.
Why would anyone stalk Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess? That's like trying to shank the Easter Bunny.

Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo 

Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.
Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...

Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?

Abby: ew mike your such a pervert

United Church of Yahoo Answers 

A groups of narrow minded, right winged Fundie Catholics and Protestants who hang aroung trolling their whole gospel of legalism, dumb rules, and hate towards those who believe differently. Their creed goes as such
1. The belief in everlasting hell of conscious torment for those who dont believe or behave exactly as they are told to is the most important doctrine.
2. It is justified to degrade another under the excuse of just trying to save them.
3. Your holy duty is to thumbs down anything supporting Universalism, annihilation, reincarnation, or a non-dogmatic system of theology.
4. It is a major sin to say anything about the church of Yahoo's behavior
5. Anyone who disagrees with them is in fact persecuting them.

6. You have the business to evangelize in categories people ask questions in, despite the fact they are trying to get away from you, but despite the problems, continue.

7. Be always ready to cover up any evil things you do, for you were doing good.
United Church of Yahoo Answers
Question: What is Buddhism?
UCYA answer: A path leading to everlasting hell.

Such examples include the leading cult members are CJ/Chris/David, No Chance without Jesus, Daver, Lynn, Dear Dogma and Gods Servant.

UCYA David/CJ/Chris-"blah blah blah is a cult leading to eternal hell".

Fester on Yahoo

A Fester on Yahoo is what everyone wants not to become. He is an over weight, middle aged, desperately lonely, quazi yahoo guru. He is the proverbial chat addict. His intelligence is so marginal that he is forced into a repetitive behavior. When attacked, this yahoo chatter will studder, blubber, misspell and mispronounce words. He repeats what he hears and sees typed because his pickled old brain cannot think of a wittism worth his obviously more intelligent rival has just thrown at him. At first cyber glance this fester is a simpelton but there is more. He is a dangerous predator in the chat world. I hanger on. I band wagoner. A lost yahsoul. So my friends I have passed the collection plate to you. Lets find it in our hearts to donate. Put forth any bit of money you can. In time, Fester will have the medical help and mental attention he needs. Until then, hide your children. Alas! this Fester on Yahoo preys on the defensless. His craving for prepubescent genetalia is ravenous.
Fester on Yahoo by The Upper Class February 10, 2005

The Yahoo Apocalypse 

The Yahoo Apocalypse has started be aware that people aren't as interested as answering your questions like they used to. Be very aware sport, your becoming less important to the public. It's because of the pigeons that this whole mess started. Now I don't quite understand the problem, really nothing to worry about everything is gonna be fine, yes yes don't fear it's just the fact that your now less important to me. That's right I don't care what questions you have.
Yeah now you feel sad, now you and a bunch of other people have just tasted the Apocalypse, that the pigeons have started. Yes I'm talking about those demons that don't fly away when your near them, that's simply because they don't fear us. Now don't go blaming yahoo...I can't afford to get sued. Its the pigeons that you should blame! We will all die if we don't stand up and say NO MORE, I'm not gonna sit there while you walk around me corrupting my internet, NO SIR!
PLEASE! won't you come stand with me because in front of those covered in pigeon poo cars will be me. Yes I'm not a stranger, no I don't mean any danger, and yes I want to be a Texas ranger. So get up now, yes you with the key board but down your mouse, stop doing your paper work and spend some time with your kids. The Apocalypse is coming baby! I just want you to be ready, yes you in the blue shirt your my closest friend...
The Protector Is Here No need To Fear

sources:Me...you couldn't get this anywhere else

Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo 

Hey baby, Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo