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british cottage 

when a girl is getting it from the front and the back at the same time
british cottage by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Cottage Cheese 

A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.
Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!

Sam: Whoops...

cottageoing 

the act of homosexual relations in a public tiolet between two chinese men.
man 1 'oi nathen, i went for a slash in the public bogs and encountered my first experience of cottageoing'
man 2 'whatever is that i ask you fred?'
man 1 ' well nathen it was wing and wang and a hole in the wall, i was frightened!'
cottageoing by swophie April 5, 2011

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) 

you need tape.
person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

cottage cheese canyon 

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way
look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.

british cottage 

girl gettin it from the front and the back
"Krysti Hartt"
british cottage by joe April 11, 2003