National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009

Black Reel Award 

An annual award ceremony that:

1. given only to black director, actor, actress, writer for their contribution in Hollywood. Black people like: Penélope Cruz, Maya Rudolph, Mariah Carey, Gabriele Muccino, Dev Patel etc.

2. introduce and promote racism even in Hollywood. pioneer for "American Bruce Lee Award", "Hispanic Hollywood Award", "Dimitry Goes to Hollywood Award" etc.

1. Barak Obama: Dude, Before wiking info for Black Reel Award, i never new Penélope Cruz is black.

George Bush: yeah, she just as black as Mariah Carey.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Me no Happy, Me want more award, Me want to create a new award, "Austrian-American-California Governor Award".

Black Reel Award by IceQube June 29, 2011

Situational Awareness 

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

Situational Awareness by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

Awarewolf 

A crazed activist that preys on normal people by attacking them for not being aware of the plight of various victim groups

I was just buying a melon at Walmart, and then some awarewolf started yelling at me that I should give the melon to the Honduran child laborers that harvested it.

Awarewolf by Octoparse February 17, 2022

Single Aware 

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

Single Aware by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009

crook award 

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.

Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!

crook award by hydepark March 19, 2010

cameraman awareness 

When watching a pornographic video, "cameraman awareness" occurs when you suddenly remember that there's someone else awkwardly standing behind a camera and filming everything. Has the potential to ruin a video.

(In the video, the camera suddenly fumbles as if the cameraman has bumped into something)
Viewer: Dammit, Cameraman Awareness.

(Closes video)

cameraman awareness by MichaelDeSanta September 29, 2013