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Tooth Paste Leech 

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house
Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....
Tooth Paste Leech by bloopey August 20, 2011
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truthpaste 

Facts spoken in earnest and without bias.

Because telling an honest truth to someone can be difficult, but is the right thing to do, just like brushing your teeth.
I'm brushing with truthpaste here when I tell you that your boyfriend is cheating on you.

That dress isn't flattering on you #truthpaste
truthpaste by Alogen Jonaziger February 16, 2017

ToothPasteGrab 

ToothPasteGrab (TPG) is an act of grabbing a males' 'tube' and grabbing it with intense force, that the male releases sperm (occasionally all over the place). Its also the only technique used on guys, that ISN'T torture, in fact men do enjoy TPG quite alot, the harder, the better as they say.
Charlie had been mistaken for having the ToothPasteGrab done on him, but fear not, sperm is all over the walls.
ToothPasteGrab by Dontfuckwittheboys February 22, 2020

Tooth Paste Tubing

The male act of taking the index finger and thumb placed at the base of the penis. The male then goes from base to head increasing pressure towards the tip. This act will get the remaining cum from the penis after ejaculation. The remaining ejaculate will ooze on finger and is to be slung on your partner.
Tooth Paste Tubing by Todd Finger September 6, 2011

toothpasting 

the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high
John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?

Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??

John: no dude wtf is that

Tim: it's fucknig awesome
toothpasting by MightySheep August 17, 2012

Toothepasting 

Toothepasting is when you take toothepaste and apply it to your nipples for the euphoric affects.
Dude me and Sam went toothePasting, shit was so cash
Toothepasting by ffol October 14, 2012

Toothpasting 

v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.

My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
Toothpasting by Asbrodean October 14, 2012