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stanking 

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.
Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.
stanking by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012
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Swanning 

To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water
Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning
Swanning by Sharnabeebaby July 7, 2017

Hilary Swankin it 

A phrase used to describe someone with an adrogynous appearance, like Hilary Swank in the movie Boys Don't Cry. This is a slightly inappropriate comment because the movie is based on a real person and the storyline is sad BUT most people don't read that much into it and just get the point that Hilary Swank is unattractive as both male and female.
"OMG! Did you see what Leslie is wearing today? Totally Hilary Swankin it!"

"Man, I dunno what's up with Josh but he's been Hilary Swankin it ever since he watched that one episode of Oprah!"
boss hoggin up the lanes like in a wave down the bloc
Jasmin was outside her house and Adrian was swanging down her bloc "oh shit Adrian is hogging up both lane like a boss"
swanging by Dj Wink January 2, 2009

Shanking 

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.
Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
Shanking by James Ryder June 12, 2011

Spanking it up to a ton 

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

spanking the pud

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.
spanking the pud by PudSpanker October 6, 2016