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Finger with a hat 

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.
He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.
Finger with a hat by meowlnir July 17, 2018

five finger stinger

the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina
BOB= the ladies like the five finger stinger

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.
Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
two-finger sandwich by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

Stern Finger of Disapproval 

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement
Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

synthetic finger popping 

The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.

dig finger 

The finger one uses whilst wiping your backside...
Hey bro do you dig finger or glide?”
dig finger by Sedid May 17, 2018