Yokel 

A "yokel" is a hybrid of man and hairy beast (much like that of an ape or Big Foot). The yokel's diet consists of nothing more than Camel Wides, and the occasional glass of water.

Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.

Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.

Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.

The local yokel can be sighted anywhere at anytime trying to prove you wrong.

Yokel by The Gang June 1, 2004

Yokel 

the guy from CCC called ryan

yyy y-o-k-e-l c ryan c c-l-e-t-u-s

Yokel by robert kerr May 4, 2005

Yokel 

Yokel is a term derived from the Hebrew meaning of the word toilet.

Yokel is a derogative term used to describe how unsatisfactory and dam right gross something or someone is.

'Yo Shaniqua you seen that gurrlllll over there, how yokel is her dress?!'

'Look at that fucking yokel, such a loo'

Yokel by Kiki la bra August 10, 2014

Yokel 

Ryan walsh / cletus

A stupid farmer...

hey ma the rain is here

Yokel by ryan walsh May 3, 2005

yokel 

an object in your possession that you couldnt be annoyed saying the real name of. Usually occurs after cannibis comumption.

pass that wee yokel there mate

yokel by Sean Hanna March 8, 2004

Yokel Stoplight 

A stoplight (traffic light) located at the intersection of a VERY busy highway - and a local road in a tiny little town in the middle of nowhere, where the highway passes through. The stoplight has EQUAL time at "red" (stop) on both the highway and the road. As a result, at rush hour, the highway traffic is backed up for miles, while there is few, if any vehicles on the local road. The locals don't care, but the traffic slowdown effects businesses, livelihoods and sanity in the bigger cities at either end of the highway.

(Driving to work) Aw man! There seems to be a traffic jam up ahead - oh wait...(looks at Google Maps)...it's just a Yokel Stoplight on this route. Should've took the interstate instead.

Yokel Stoplight by joe995 April 19, 2025

Local yokel 

Townie, local hick, hillbilly.

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.

Local yokel by Sup!!! March 19, 2010