wettie

Liquid used in a stoner circle. Can be bong water, thirst quenchers or alcoholic beverages.

*cough* Dude, can you please pass me the wettie, i just took a monster hit!

wettie by Wes Store July 14, 2007

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Wettie-bix

Ah man Jide just had his wettie-bix.

Wettie-bix by wettiebix September 10, 2020

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A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

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A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.

Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!

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The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

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An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

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your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

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