desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011

dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

dead souls waiting room by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

warning tap 

knocking on the door before you barge in on roommate having sex

I gave him a warning tap; unfortunately, the door was unlocked.

warning tap by word analyst May 7, 2016

Belt Warning 

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked

Important belt warning ⚠️

Belt Warning by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Robal Warming 

The steamy heat that is found under the robe of a sex crazed poodle, like Al Gore.

The Masseuse could feel the Robal warming eminating from Al Gores nether regions.

Or

Baby, I got some Robal Warming going on down under. Why don't you try a little wind power on it?

Robal Warming by Greeniebeanie July 9, 2010

Kept you waiting huh? 

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

cock warming 

The act of a man slipping his erection into his partner's vagina or ass in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

"Jake held Jenny close for a bit of cock warming before they fell asleep."

cock warming by The D3adman January 16, 2014