Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

Wiseguy Warning 

It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.

That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.

Wiseguy Warning by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023

desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011

waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

warning tap 

knocking on the door before you barge in on roommate having sex

I gave him a warning tap; unfortunately, the door was unlocked.

warning tap by word analyst May 7, 2016

Belt Warning 

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked

Important belt warning ⚠️

Belt Warning by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Robal Warming 

The steamy heat that is found under the robe of a sex crazed poodle, like Al Gore.

The Masseuse could feel the Robal warming eminating from Al Gores nether regions.

Or

Baby, I got some Robal Warming going on down under. Why don't you try a little wind power on it?

Robal Warming by Greeniebeanie July 9, 2010