Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

vaginesque 

A brief moment of being extremly effeminate; resembling the actions of a vagina

Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.

Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.

vaginesque by \ / November 28, 2012

Vaginin' 

The female version of a "dicking". The act of coitus, as conducted by a female.

Did you hang out with Heather last night?
Dude, totally. She gave me a red-hot vaginin'

Vaginin' by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

Whiney Vaginey 

When one constantly complains about anything and everything. When one acts like someone threw sand in their vagina.

I am so sick and tired of (insert name here) being a Whiney Vaginey!

Whiney Vaginey by HarleyGirlNikki February 13, 2014

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

vagineye 

neither the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus of women nor a globular organ in the head through which people and veterbrate animals see, the "vagineye" is amalgam of the two, rich in symbolic meaning as an ancient gay korean icon often used in graphic design, art, and higher mathematics.

"So Dark The Con of Man! It seems Will has used the 'vagineye' again! Genius!"

vagineye by sammy appelbaum September 26, 2006