dozy twonker 

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!

"you're such a dozy twonker"

dozy twonker by Alex H January 29, 2005

tonker 

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

tonker by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

Twanker 

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

tonker toy 

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

tonker toy by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Twoner 

Two people who are loners together.

"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."

"Yeah, they're total twoners."

Twoner by electrokute November 22, 2009

Tronkerbell 

The name "Tronkerbell" (reads: tRön-kER-béLl) has been presented as possibly an archaic Romanian word, synonymous with "whore fairy". However, it was largely popularized in the late 19th and early 20th centuries by Western fiction such as Peter Pan (1897). One of the many suggested etymologies of the term is that it is derived from the Romanian Nesuferit ("hoe" or "troublesome fairy hoe").

This halloween i will dress up as tronkerbell
i want to be tronkerbell this halloween
she’s such a tronkerbell

Tronkerbell by yuli69 October 21, 2020

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006