Twitterosaurs

The insatiable beast that's devouring the lives of millions of people on planet Earth.

Anthropologists all over the world have expressed their concern about the Twitterosaurs. It's still uncertain if it can be stopped.

Twitterosaurs by Coco Nut January 12, 2010

twitterm 

All the terms that have been derived from twitter. Twitter terms.

Tweet, retweet, twoosh, tweeps,etc.

"Man, there's like a new twitterm everyday, I can't keep up with them all."

twitterm by t3hsteph May 20, 2009

Twitterpimp

A. Someone that introduces you to - r solicits you into using Twitter.

B. Someone who is not satisfied with thier own Twitter addiction, and therefore recruits friends, family members, and strangers to join the strange and terrible addiction of 140 words or less

My friend Joe was my Twitterpimp. Prior to meeting him, my life was Twitter - free.

Twitterpimp by Pwrfulblonde February 22, 2009

twitterstalk 

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).

Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.

twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009

TwitterDee and TwitterDum 

Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.

TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.

Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."

TwitterDee and TwitterDum by GFeet March 14, 2009

twittersation

A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.

Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.

twittersation by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009

twitterast 

A twit (i.e. twitter user) who tweets inappropriate sexual innuendo @minors. Also known as a #twitterphile or #twitterjohn.

Two reasonable people, out to lunch:
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast

twitterast by Burn Your Ships April 11, 2011