ass puckering 

This is a phrase that explains how much tensity you are feeling, especially when you are watching an exciting movie.

I watched the movie 'Logan' and it was ass puckering until the very end.

ass puckering by Nadia! December 18, 2017

turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.

Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

turd tucking by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010

Tutering 

When you are retarted and don't know how to correctly spell "Tutoring"

Matt: Hey man, what are you doing?
Dave: Oh nothing, just got out of Tutering .
Matt: Oh... Maybe go back

Tutering by CMB_16 May 15, 2016

Tinkering 

To mess around with something and you don't really have a clue what your doing.

"Make sure Ed isn't tinkering with my car, I need that thing for work."

"Don't even tinker with my vacuum, I'll send it back to the shop."

Tinkering by Kitsme October 26, 2011

tuckerbag 

An Austrailian type of knapsack, that one might use to carry a large amount of survival gear for a long journey.

A place for storing stolen livestock, as immortalized in the song "Waltzing Matilda".

"I've got a 2-week supply of beer in my tuckerbag, mate."

"Where's that jolly jumbuck, that you've got in your tuckerbag?!"

tuckerbag by Wediditforreggie July 16, 2008

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

Hampster Tucking by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

tucking 

the act of a man taking his penis and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals

Oh, shit!I thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking!

tucking by meowza May 2, 2005