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African toeing 

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.
"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."
African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

pistol toting 

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.
β€œPistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”
pistol toting by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face 

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

Trying to hold this wood 

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.
"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"

monkey trying to fuck a football 

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

Gay tonying 

A popular action which is when someone falls off a tall height and would attempt multiple 360s while doing so. Sometimes the song "Ballad of Gay Tony" will be played during this time.

This became popular when UberHaxorNova gay tonyed off a mountain in Tri-Mountain Survival.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that dude fall off that cliff?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! He was gay tonying.
Gay tonying by MasterOfSpaghetti January 25, 2012