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tonsil stones

2 types of gasses composed into a "cheese" like matter ranging in size from the size of a pencil lead to the the size of a half of pea! I forget the gasses of course. When coughed up ans squished they smell like a cross inbetween ass and rotting carcuses. I suffer from this disorder and its not pleasent. I always thought it was from swollowing to much cum, but only if it were that simple.
"coughed up a chunk of cheese while brushing my teeth that smelt worse than a taco bell shit"
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tonsil stones

Usually not food but Post Nasel Drip (mucus) high in protien and good food source for bacteria finds its way in to tonsils accurs more at night
tonsil stones by . August 25, 2003

Tonsil Stone Gun

When you cough up a tonsil stone with so much force and pressure it flings out your mouth.
I wanted to say something to my crush, but as soon as I said my first word it flung into HER throat. Damn Tonsil Stone Gun!

tonsil sharpening 

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
tonsil sharpening by Unequality February 8, 2010

Tonsil Spanking 

Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
or
Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.

Tonsil Stones

Also known as tonsilloliths, are cheese-like half solid within the crevices of the tonsils.
One of the causes of bad breath.
I can feel the tonsil stones in my tonsils!!!!! But they just can't get out. Damn

tonsil sauce 

The substance found in the mouth of a victim, usually sleeping, who finds themselves recieving a Teabag.
Billy decided to soak his teabag in Heather's Tonsil Sauce.
tonsil sauce by Chaoschilde July 15, 2006