TOBIAS THE TOASTER 

Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.

RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER

TOBIAS THE TOASTER by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020

mostest with the toastest 

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

mostest with the toastest by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

The Toaster

This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"

The Toaster by Spidey Webb December 15, 2011

tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

tongueing the toaster by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

Waffle in the toaster by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER 

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.

person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011

zoaster the toaster 

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.

I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.

zoaster the toaster by mothalicka May 27, 2009