grease the seat
grease the seat by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011
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pissed with the seat down
To make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. Taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one's bladder.
ORTON "Dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that's your business. Don't make it mine. This meeting's over."
ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"
NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"
ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"
NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"
pissed with the seat down by Otis P Jivefunk December 26, 2008
Yeet in the seat
1) When the seat is yeeting too hard and you just got to get up.
2) An expression used to show how much something sucks. The yeet didn’t even get up from the seat.
2) An expression used to show how much something sucks. The yeet didn’t even get up from the seat.
Yeet in the seat by Apersoncontributingtosociety May 1, 2019
pissing with the seat down
To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.
"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."
pissing with the seat down by Kevin August 5, 2003
fly by the seat of your pants
Act according to one's own desires or beliefs without regard for standards for social behavior, logical sensibility, or the approval of others.
Generally regarded as negative, irresponsible
Generally regarded as negative, irresponsible
"I apologize for my friend's uncouth behavior, he tends to fly by the seat of his pants"
"Don't fly by the seat of your pants; make real plans for your future"
"Don't fly by the seat of your pants; make real plans for your future"
fly by the seat of your pants by Mi Calina May 11, 2007
punch in the seat
1. to hit someone in the family jewels (a.k.a. the seat, the junk, the baby maker, the twig and berries)
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.
1. When Jim wasn't looking I decided to give him a punch in the seat and he doubled over in pain.
2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.
2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.
punch in the seat by Courvoisier T. Kilgo January 31, 2008