Tapping the pines 

To tap the pines is to have gay sex with an older male.

When a middle aged gay man, commonly referred to as a bear, has sexual intercourse with a young gay strapling, a cub.

Tapping the pines: The naval stores industry in the American south

Tapping the pines by The Andrew Jackson May 6, 2008

Within the pines 

It's where you stick a pinecone up your asshole and then play the cover by nirvana of "where did you sleep last night" written by yellow leadbelly.. while you bang a keyboard against your forehead.

Damn if I keep hearing this shitty band I'm going to give myself a within the pines.

Within the pines by Cash, jeremy January 27, 2021

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.

Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

Riding the Pine by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Euphemism for daring to do something preposterous, potentially amazing.

The calculations are solid, bruh. You might think I'm crazy, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE by augustopher September 7, 2019

Taking the Pineapple 

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.

"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"

Taking the Pineapple by CHA429 January 8, 2009

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Being brave enough, visionary enough. to attempt something extraordinary.

He's way outta my league, and he'll probly hard pass, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE by Billiam Boy September 7, 2019

Who Ate All The Pies 

Something you might chant insultingly at a fat person

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

Who Ate All The Pies by MB October 30, 2004